KIDS SAID IT:

After the church service a little boy told the pastor: “When I grow up, I’m going to give you some money.” “ Well, thank you,” the pastor replied, “but why?” “ Because my Daddy says you’re one of the poorest preachers we’ve ever had.”

A wife invited some people to dinner.  At the table, she turned to their six-year old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?”  ‘I wouldn’t know what to say,” the girl replied.  The wife answered: “Just say what you hear  Mommy say.” The daughter bowed her head and said: “Lord, why on earth did I invite all these  people over to dinner?”

Little Johnny began to cry in Sunday school when they explained how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs. The teacher asked, “What is the matter?” Johnny answered, “My rib hurts, I think I’m going to have a wife.”